Conservative Swag

Recent Psychological Observations

As a first hand witness to the evolution of the American Teenager and its many sub-species, I have observed many psychological phenomenon. Although I’m quite sure some of these have already been established by legitimate psychologists, I wish to share some of these effects now. Firstly, I would like to address group mentality and conformity. Personally, I have countless friends in numerous teenage sub-species, however many people, along with the recklessness of a group mentality, conform to the utmost extreme extent. This even alters the morals of said individuals. As a result, these people become backstabbers to some of their other alleged friend groups, and are thus excommunicated from the group. I am currently awaiting the attempt of reconforming to rejoin the group, and looking forward to witnessing those events. In addition, I have noticed that admittance of overreacting, results in underreacting. After overreacting one usually feels as if they owe the other party, which leads to either no consequences or minimal consequences in response to the action. Finally, merely a recommendation, be selfish. Not overly selfish, such as being arrogant, “the world revolves around me”, et cetera, but worry about yourself rather than others. Excluding extreme situations of course. But in the end, selflessness is seldom rewarded, and almost always concludes negatively for you. Think over these observations, connect them to your own experiences, and use your knowledge wisely. I’m sure I shall share more soon. Never stop thinking.

Unfortunately, I’m Always Right…

Right again bitches!!! Woooo!!! Unfortunately, I successfully calculated the human equation, probabilities correct and everything. It’s a shame that the vast majority of humans are such ignorant, inconsiderate imbeciles. Henceforth, their actions usually imitate such characteristics. Yay people!

The Human Equation

The human equation, is what I like to refer to predicting human behavior, in general. Unfortunately, there are far too many variables in the human equation. Emotions, disorders, ignorance, and morals all add more variables. Humans are not unpredictable, merely inaccurate. The solution to the human equation is merely an extensive amount of probabilities, which each have their own probabilty of being correct. It’s truly a shame too, because I always seem to over calculate…

Thought Processes

The numerous, and by numerous I mean millions of, neurological pathways which make up the human mind are rather intricate. This topic can be delved into quite deeply, however I’d like to address the ways in which they are used, and abused, by many people. I ponder at whether some require a map to navigate these natural trails through our heads. It seems very few people truly comprehend logic and use it on a day to day basis. Keep in mind logic should be used on a yoctosecond to yoctosecond basis. Not only this, but the majority of the human population seem to generate random solutions and conclusions from almost any scenario. It’s as if they take a shortcut rather than use these neurological pathways in the brain and end up on the opposite end of the knowledge spectrum. Thus, these individuals render themselves useless in countless situations and conversations. This is my analysis on modern human thought, based upon observation, and sparked by blatant ignorance, my favorite topic of all.

People are so predictable and interpretable. It amuses me.